Monday, June 2, 2008

Funny Things I Saw In The Toy Department

Working in toys is ok, it's not the greatest job ever, but I do see some pretty funny toys that I make fun of in my mind while I'm at work, and try really hard to remember for when I get home so I can write about them on the internet.First, we have the Lots of Love Babies. They are baby dolls that are kind of fat. They have lots to love. I don't know if you can see from this picture, but I've tried to blow it up and sharpen it here.
Maybe you can see it and maybe you can't but the slogan fro Lots to Love Babies is "It's Just Baby Fat!" Don't worry parents, these Lots to Love babies won't cause your children to think obesity is cool, they will understand that it's just baby fat and it will go away and the babies will be skinny later. But now there is more of them to love than from other baby dolls. I think the fact that they made fatter baby dolls is cool. I think the baby fat disclaimer is unwarranted. Who cares if it's baby fat or regular fat? Stupid Hollywood body images.

This is kind of a cool game, and I would like to play it maybe. In case you can't see why I think this game is funny, I will isolate it for you.
Clearly, The Incredible Hulk is farting. And by the looks of that skull and crossbones, it is some pretty noxious gas. I would expect nothing less from Hulk, though. I hope Spider-man has something in his mask that keeps him from smelling, or he may just be unable to operate.

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